Careers
Financial Manager
The position of Financial Manager for the Municipal Government of Bullpen Island mainly consists of fiddling with numbers and sums, drafting charts and tables, maintaining statistical information, preparing calculations and other incredibly boring stuff no one else wants to even hear about.
The position is permanent. We really mean that. Once you're in, there's no way out. Except with your feet first, in a body bag.
Requirements:
- Doctorate or Master's Degree in Finance
- Experience with the Modus Operandi of Municipal Governments
- At least 1,000 hours of flying experience as a commanding pilot of a jet plane
- 20/30 visual acuity unaided and uncorrected
- Standing height requirement of 182 to 196 centimetres
- Adequate computer skills (CCNC, MCSE, MCSA, MCDBA, RHCDS, etc.)
- Antisocial personality disorder
- Expertise in Gunpowder and Primer Residue, Firearms Assembly/Disassembly, and Wound Ballistics
- Canadian Citizen or Landed Immigrant with legal entitlement to work in Canada
- Physically fit - must fit into a standard office chair
- Class 3 drivers licence with air brake endorsement
Salary is available on special request. Please send your application with relevant attachments to:
Inhuman Resources
Town of Bullpen Island
224 Central Avenue
Bullpen Island, SK
