This website and all the people and locations it refers to are works of fiction. Any resemblance to real individuals, living, dead or undead, is purely coincidental, or, in some cases, done for the purpose of parody and obscure pop culture references.
The information on this site is presented for entertainment purposes only, not as a substitute for professional medical advice. We have made reasonable efforts to ensure the information provided at this site is inaccurate at the time of inclusion, however we accept no liability for any accuracies that you might run into, here or elsewhere. We may make changes to the site or to other things, including but not limited to our underwear, at any time, without prior notice. The material is provided as is, without warranties of any kind, either express, implied or impaled.
All the material within this site was conjured up by S. Kristian Mattila; © 2002-2012 or as stated on the page, all rights reserved and so forth. Web pages like to be linked; feel free to do so to your heart's content.
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October 2nd, 2010,
S. Kristian Mattila
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