Welcome to Bullpen Island, Saskatchewan!
"A Small Town With Cardiac Hypertrophy"
James J. Toaster, Sr.
Bullpen Island is a vibrant, small town that embraces and embodies the spirit of Saskatchewan; raising our barns, children, and a little hell, together as a community. A lot of blood, sweat and tears ran before the town became what it is today - possibly the best town within a 30 kilometer radius.
Over two thousand individuals call Bullpen Island a home, and it's not difficult to see why. We have a nearly tolerable amount of services, stores and amenities. Larger cities like Prince Albert are only a few hours away by a wheeled motor vehicle, the landscape isn't really that horrible, the people can occasionally be somewhat friendly - not in-your-face friendly, more like I-won't-stab-you-in-the-face friendly - and, best of all, you'll get used to the smell in no time at all!
So, if you're a human, fed up with the community you live in, and want change - not necessarily change for better, just change - why not pack up your bags, burn down your old house, and move to Bullpen Island? We will welcome you and your fradulent insurance money with open hearts and wallets!
His Worship, James J. Toaster Senior, Mayor of Bullpen Island
Announcements
- Bylaw: Use of developmentally-challenged engine brakes forbidden within town limits - subject to a fine or stoning
- Lost and Found: A sack full of valve lifters was found from Serenity Park. For more information, contact Russel Barnacle at the Town Hall.
- Bullpen Island Group Theatre performs Roger Dumpvalve's play "Sand in my Dual Carburetor" at the Humphrey Valdez Memorial Centre on Tuesday mornings. Tickets $5.00
- "Teletubbies as an Indicator of Municipal Well-Being", a free presentation at the Town Hall auditorium by Dr. Clint Carnage, PhD.
- Bullpen Island Seniors Club announcement: Sock Painting Course for Beginners begins on Wednesday
- Video recordings of the Council meetings available from Town Hall. Format: Betamax, Price: $13.99 per tape.
